Oyefriet

/ oi'frəa /

A step below purgatory.
A place for fools and the inane alike, where they must traverse an ocean of knee height water for eternity.

Describes locations and groups full of or pertaining to soggy fools.
Places that you would call "Oyefriet" often include but are not limited to;

Cruise Ships,
Outdoor Malls in the Rain,
New-Age Wet Clothing Conventions,
Animal Clinics,
Jewelry Stores,
Pawn Shops During Hurricanes,
Oceanic Political Debate Centers,
The Entirety of England,
and Jewelry Stores.

"Where's Micheal?" "The Oyefriet got him. It's a real shame too; I liked the guy."
"Going through my late eccentric aunt's storage unit is as if I'm wading through Oyefriet."

by OceanWader March 16, 2026