by frick1 February 24, 2010
A living human who continues to waste valuable oxygen that many feel would be best preserved for other uses. The oxygen is predominantly wasted through the beings ineffective contribution to society leading many to question their existence on the planet.
"Jim, who is this big-titted mongloid on the front on the newspaper?"
"Bob, Thats Katie Price, she is the biggest oxygen thief known to man"
"Bob, Thats Katie Price, she is the biggest oxygen thief known to man"
by aKp123 February 21, 2010
A person who is so useless that they are literally stealing the air from those who need it more.
A thicko.
A cretin.
A moron.
A thicko.
A cretin.
A moron.
"hey i hear Jamie hasn't paid his child support again"
"oh man, that guy is such a fucking oxygen thief"
"oh man, that guy is such a fucking oxygen thief"
by Spaz hand August 27, 2018
Those in our community that consume OXYGEN but are of no real value. Particularly those who inhale large amounts of OXYGEN and exhale copious amounts of CARBON DIOXIDE in the process of expounding at great length on one issue or another. READ, POLITICIANS, LAWYERS, BARRISTERS, BANKERS, STOCKBROCKERS.
OXYGEN THIEF: Current Batch of bankers with thier hand in my pocket to bale them out after causing the WFC through thier own greed and arrogance. Current batch of politicians with thier hand in my pocket to give money to the current batch of bankers and stockbrokers.
What can a pidgeon in NYC still do that a stockbroker cant?
Leave a deposit on a BMW.
What can a pidgeon in NYC still do that a stockbroker cant?
Leave a deposit on a BMW.
by MEANOLDBASTARD May 16, 2010
by CS January 09, 2004
someone so completely lazy or useless that their only effect on this earth is to use up oxygen that could otherwise have been consumed by someone who doesn't deserve a solid kick up the arse.
i work with an oxygen thief. she brings a pillow and blanket to work and sleeps through night shift.
by stumpy March 26, 2004
one who does nothing good for anyone and has absolutely no point in being on earth but to deprive you of your precious oxygen
by samham February 15, 2004