Oxygen Thief

An individual who is so stupid, ignorant and inept that their breathing and existence in any environment or location should be considered a crime due to their inhalation of oxygen that would be better utilized by others.
I can't believe that Mike was promoted. He is the biggest oxygen thief in the office.
by Kernal Oil July 17, 2009
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Oxygen Thief

Someone that is completely useless, a waste of space & bothersome and consequently shouldn't be stealing the oxygen we breathe
A true Oxygen Thief is a speed camera operator hiding near the bushes
by Jasperdistra September 28, 2010
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Oxygen Thief

Someone who wafts around as if waving a deodorant and not actually doing anything.
Alice was a complete Oxygen Thief; she talked all day then worked when everyone else went home.
by Mad Dan (Leicester) April 27, 2015
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Oxygen Thief

Oxygen Thief. Term used to describe someone male or female, that is no good/worthless. Better off dead. The world is just better off without them. Their }breathing is considered theivary of oxygen from planet Earth.
It's a shame that worthless scumbag is still breathing, damn Oxygen Thief.
by Brainsick June 19, 2017
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Oxygen Thief

A person who is incompetent or a mutherfucker. It is someone who is useless to humanity and is wasting the oxygen that a normal person could be breathing, just by being alive and breathing. Originated in Australia.
Person 1: "Bob is a dickhead, he can't get anything right".
Person 2: "Yeah, he's a fucking oxygen thief".
by aurelius maximus April 13, 2013
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Oxygen Thief

Someone who claims social benefits, whilst claiming to be incapable of working.
Usually found smoking weed and drinking, might also be seen playing sports.
by simples May 27, 2010
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oxygen thief

A person so useless on this planet that the mere fact of them breathing is a waste of oxygen.
"Shut up you fat, lazy, good for nothin, motherfuckin oxygen thief!"
by CS January 09, 2004
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