Owen Grayed 

When you’re hooking up with a guy and he goes down on the gal so well that you don’t know how he can ever eat again and you’re worried that your gal has been ransacked because his mouth was crafted by Jesus fucking Chris himself.

I had to blend up my boyfriend eggs and bacon this morning because he owen grayed it last night. He has to get his jaw wired shut tomorrow.

Owen Grayed by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

Owen Graydon 

Usually bisexual people, Owen Graydons will try to lie their way out of anything and fail miserably at it. Tall, dark haired figures who smell quite bad and wear hand me downs - Owen Graydons are NOT the people you want to be around!

Connor: Did you hear about the guy going 300km in a 100km zone??!!!!

Liam: I did hear that! But i also heard Owen Graydon said it.

Connor: OH well that makes sense, it was just a lie!

Owen Graydon by Mike Conlee October 29, 2021