Owen Bullass

This long fingered decided to measure his finger in maths due to boredom, if spotting this one of a kind human who gets vexed over a pillow fight doesn't desearve a fighting chance againist shirley wirley. If currently cross passing with this depressed human please do call child support so he doesn't end his worthful life by rope, car, bus if spotting a bullass make sure to run away due to the vexingness he regains you. As seen below you can see the terrified human he is.

Owen Bullass goes a rump a trump dump

Owen Bullass by It'sYaBoiDJD April 21, 2017

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Owen Bullas

Someone who takes all the fun out of things

That person is a owen bullas

Owen Bullas by Captain Long Fingers April 21, 2017

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Owen Bullas

The type of nice guy everybody wants to be they tend to bring all there girls into arguments and have 9cm finger they also tend to use the quote "I give up on relationships"

That person is being an Owen Bullas

Owen Bullas by Cummins cider April 21, 2017

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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