Ousseynou 

Ousseynou is a loyal, handsome, dark skinned fellow who sticks up for his friends and family. He is shy around beautiful women. If that women is comfortable around him(they tell him they are) then he tends to not be shy. when a girl breaks his shell and he feels comfortable around him, he will likely fall in love with her. If he is dating a female, he is well known to be focused on that one female alone. He will love her with everything he has and tell her she's beautiful every single day. Above all, he will be there for that female. For those females after him, tell him because he won't tell you for a long time. You never know if he likes you back because if he does you are a lucky person. He will make sure you are OK, comfortable, and unbothered. Ousseynou will try to make you laugh if you are having a bad day. He is also very romantic and has everything a girl is looking for. You just have to take the time and be willing to get to know him.

I'm tired of being betrayed by men. I want an Ousseynou

Ousseynou by Loyal people November 1, 2018

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012