The Capital of Canada. Very boring place.
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
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Canadian Capital city where you can get some good Duck Confit.
Ottawa is brill and has some cute snotty lux poons who need a good emeriling, good times.
by hydroponics May 27, 2003
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a small town in illinois, also known as death city because of the radium dial factory which deposited radioactive waste in different areas of the city, these areas are now refered to as hot spots.
Boy: where are you from?
Girl:Ottawa
Boy:Canada?
Girl: no... Illinois eh?
by elizibeth venison November 3, 2005
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A city that lacks a hockey team worth mentioning, unlike Toronto.
It's too bad we don't live in Toronto instead of Ottawa. Then we would have a real hockey team.
by unbiased individual October 23, 2005
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n. An act in which two or more penises are brought in direct contact with each other and masturbated by a third party using a wringing motion with both hands.
I'm positive there was some Ottawa Spaghetti made last night, those three guys disappeared for an awfully long time.
by Dr. BZ T. Brain November 1, 2013
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