Ossinsky 

A name that gives the curse of whenever someone with that name sings, a million people died in africa, god kills a kitten and a puppy. An explanation to the Darfur Genocide

OMG ITS AN OSSINSKY! RUN THE HELL AWAY!!!!

Ossinsky by no one11111111111111111111111 April 13, 2010

Osinsky 

The ultimate level one can achieve on the creepy scale. Signals one is nearing an Osinsky state: standing solo and staring for 5-10 minute intervals. The stare must present a look that questions the mental capability of the starer, and/ or whether they have a potential concussion, extremely tight clothes, a general unattractiveness, a few catch phrases and limited vocabulary that makes no sense to anyone or the situation. Other signals include kissing/ grabbing people you have never met before, shoving their hands down your pants, and playing with action figures over the age of 10.

When Jim realized he couldn’t win Rachel over with words and staring alone, he pulled an osinsky and shoved her hand down his pants to feel the ‘girth’.

Osinsky by annoyinglaugher November 16, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012