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The ultimate level one can achieve on the creepy scale. Signals one is nearing an Osinsky state: standing solo and staring for 5-10 minute intervals. The stare must present a look that questions the mental capability of the starer, and/ or whether they have a potential concussion, extremely tight clothes, a general unattractiveness, a few catch phrases and limited vocabulary that makes no sense to anyone or the situation. Other signals include kissing/ grabbing people you have never met before, shoving their hands down your pants, and playing with action figures over the age of 10.
When Jim realized he couldn’t win Rachel over with words and staring alone, he pulled an osinsky and shoved her hand down his pants to feel the ‘girth’.
Osinsky by annoyinglaugher November 16, 2009
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Ossinsky 

A name that gives the curse of whenever someone with that name sings, a million people died in africa, god kills a kitten and a puppy. An explanation to the Darfur Genocide
OMG ITS AN OSSINSKY! RUN THE HELL AWAY!!!!
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Sage get away from the Osinski
Osinski by Spicy tomato juice January 4, 2020

The Osinski principle 

Osinski Principle noun
1. You are not finished your project; done is your relationship to the project. It is just a new release.
2. A concept asserting that the completion of a project is not a final endpoint, but rather a transition to a new phase; the project remains an ongoing endeavor with continuous improvements and updates.
Example in context: "According to the Osinski Principle, releasing a version of the app doesn’t mean the work is done; it’s simply the beginning of the next iteration."

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026