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The ultimate level one can achieve on the creepy scale. Signals one is nearing an Osinsky state: standing solo and staring for 5-10 minute intervals. The stare must present a look that questions the mental capability of the starer, and/ or whether they have a potential concussion, extremely tight clothes, a general unattractiveness, a few catch phrases and limited vocabulary that makes no sense to anyone or the situation. Other signals include kissing/ grabbing people you have never met before, shoving their hands down your pants, and playing with action figures over the age of 10.
When Jim realized he couldn’t win Rachel over with words and staring alone, he pulled an osinsky and shoved her hand down his pants to feel the ‘girth’.
Osinsky by annoyinglaugher November 16, 2009
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Ossinsky 

A name that gives the curse of whenever someone with that name sings, a million people died in africa, god kills a kitten and a puppy. An explanation to the Darfur Genocide
OMG ITS AN OSSINSKY! RUN THE HELL AWAY!!!!
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The Osinski principle 

Osinski Principle noun
1. You are not finished your project; done is your relationship to the project. It is just a new release.
2. A concept asserting that the completion of a project is not a final endpoint, but rather a transition to a new phase; the project remains an ongoing endeavor with continuous improvements and updates.
Example in context: "According to the Osinski Principle, releasing a version of the app doesn’t mean the work is done; it’s simply the beginning of the next iteration."
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