Oreo Blast

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During sex, the man will raise both arms simultaneously. The man proceeds to make two fists and punch his female partner in the face. The man does this just as he is about to finish cumming. The cum is applied to the bridge of the woman's nose. The cum is the fillings, the black eyes are the sweet cookie outside.

I Oreo Blasted a homeless woman last night.

Oreo Blast by oreo blaster December 31, 2009

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Oreo Blast

Oreo blast is when you are doing anal with a girl and she BM's on the shaft of your penis right as your about to ejaculate, then you "blast" it all over her face and swirl it together with the tip of the penis/scrotum. The final product will resemble the tasty treat from sonic, hence the name.

Double stuff Oreo blast is when two gentlemen perform an Oreo blast simultaneously. This later technique is not to be taken lightly, and requires some practice.

I heard Chancy got oreo blasted by Davis, that's nasty.

Marcy likes to oreo blast twice a week, she's a FRIZEAK.

Amanda got double stuffed oreo'ed by Aamodt and DeShea, ouch.

Kyla, nah she won't let me do the oreo blast on her. She's not into weird shit.

Oreo Blast by UNKNOWNSENDER4857-GB September 24, 2009

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Oreo Blast

The act of blasting a huge cum load inside of someone's anus and having them fart causing little pieces of shit to shoot out casing the illusion of oreo cookies.

I accidentally gave someone the wrong Oreo Blast the other day. It was messy....

I love giving him and Oreo Blast because he knows how to work his blender.

Oreo Blast by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

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