Oreganoed

when your drug dealer sells you or oregano instead of weed

bro #1 -the other day i paid 25 dollars for this weed.
bro #2 - bro, you’ve oreganoed.

by liviamall June 20, 2018

oregano

what you tell the po-po you're carrying when they pull you over.

I swear officer, this shit's oregano.

by yoyoyo October 4, 2003

oregano

a spice commonly used as fake weed.

That wanksta just sold me a kilo of oregano the other weak. Now he be lyin' in chalk and his homies are pourin' out some liquor.

by Nick D March 6, 2003

oregano

A spice used in Italian, Mexican, and Greek cuisine.

When dried, it can look similar to marijuana and is occasionally sold by dishonest dealers to nieve rookie pot smokers people who are trying to purchase weed but get screwed over with a bag of oregano instead, which is NOT marijuana.

Matt: "Dude. . .I just sold Jake a bag of oregano for $100"

Me: "Well done. . . Jake's a tool and deserved to be ripped off."

by ThemotherfuckinTimes August 31, 2008

oregano prank

a random act of douchebaggery; an arbitrary, pointless prank. originated from a myth where a group of tricksters would fill dime bags with scrunched-up oregano to imitate bags of weed, which they left at popular smoking spots. stoners finding the bags would soon cheer their good fortune and then lament their awful fortune upon realizing they had smoked a culinary herb.

douchebag: "mikhail just asked me to get him some coca cola, but i know he hates diet, and since the diet and regular varieties are visually indistinguishable, i will fill his cup with diet coke and watch him react in disgust when he drinks it!"

normal person: "you are such a child. grow up and stop pulling oregano pranks"

by well_hey_there_guy! June 22, 2010

Oregon Oregano

The type of weed everyone in Boise smokes.

Hey man, let’s pick up some Oregon Oregano™ this weekend.

by Fred Sampson December 11, 2022

lord oregano

a godly entity, origins going back to Manitoba Canada. with powers beyond knowledge of any man combined. it is able to control axolotls. if you evoke their name three times you will awaken him from his endless slumber and he will befriend you, for eternity.

friend #1: "lord oregano!"
friend #2: "shhhh, don't speak his name, nobody can tolerate his friendship!"
friend #1: "oh man i thought you were kidding"
friend #2: "lord oregano is not a joke."
friend #1: "sorry man"
friend #2: " just don't let it happen again"

by Godly Salamander November 21, 2019