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oregano
A spice used in Italian, Mexican, and Greek cuisine.
When dried, it can look similar to marijuana and is occasionally sold by dishonest dealers to nieve rookie pot smokers people who are trying to purchase weed but get screwed over with a bag of oregano instead, which is NOT marijuana.
When dried, it can look similar to marijuana and is occasionally sold by dishonest dealers to nieve rookie pot smokers people who are trying to purchase weed but get screwed over with a bag of oregano instead, which is NOT marijuana.
Matt: "Dude. . .I just sold Jake a bag of oregano for $100"
Me: "Well done. . . Jake's a tool and deserved to be ripped off."
Me: "Well done. . . Jake's a tool and deserved to be ripped off."
oregano by ThemotherfuckinTimes August 31, 2008
oregano prank
a random act of douchebaggery; an arbitrary, pointless prank. originated from a myth where a group of tricksters would fill dime bags with scrunched-up oregano to imitate bags of weed, which they left at popular smoking spots. stoners finding the bags would soon cheer their good fortune and then lament their awful fortune upon realizing they had smoked a culinary herb.
douchebag: "mikhail just asked me to get him some coca cola, but i know he hates diet, and since the diet and regular varieties are visually indistinguishable, i will fill his cup with diet coke and watch him react in disgust when he drinks it!"
normal person: "you are such a child. grow up and stop pulling oregano pranks"
normal person: "you are such a child. grow up and stop pulling oregano pranks"
oregano prank by well_hey_there_guy! June 22, 2010
Oregon Oregano
Oregon Oregano by Fred Sampson December 11, 2022
lord oregano
a godly entity, origins going back to Manitoba Canada. with powers beyond knowledge of any man combined. it is able to control axolotls. if you evoke their name three times you will awaken him from his endless slumber and he will befriend you, for eternity.
friend #1: "lord oregano!"
friend #2: "shhhh, don't speak his name, nobody can tolerate his friendship!"
friend #1: "oh man i thought you were kidding"
friend #2: "lord oregano is not a joke."
friend #1: "sorry man"
friend #2: " just don't let it happen again"
friend #2: "shhhh, don't speak his name, nobody can tolerate his friendship!"
friend #1: "oh man i thought you were kidding"
friend #2: "lord oregano is not a joke."
friend #1: "sorry man"
friend #2: " just don't let it happen again"
lord oregano by Godly Salamander November 21, 2019
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