(also known as Trump Derangement Syndrome, or TDS): a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their bio-genetic and bio-molecular hatred of Donald Trump, to the point they actually abandon all logic and reason and refuse to accept an America without Queen Hilary.
supporting the green new deal is either running to the left of bernie sanders or Orange Menace Syndrome
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.