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OptiPlex 

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A business system made by Dell
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OptiPlex by Bob May 17, 2003
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Dell Optiplex

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Dell optiplex is the best gaming pc ment for gta read dead and definitely cyberpunk this pc has glass sides with rgb lighting and A GeForce etc 3090 Billion TI with intel core i69 edition buy today at www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcq
Owen: Wanna buy the new Dell Optiplex Gaming pc
Bailey:Yes So Cool
Dell Optiplex by BigHarline69 February 1, 2021
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OptiPlex • Dell Optiplex • Dell Optiplex 380 • Dell OptiPlex 5050 • octiplex • opytiplex

Dell Optiplex 380 

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The WORST computer you can find, it honestly runs worse than an actuall potato.
Hey man have you played the new PC game?

Nah man I can't even run minesweeper on my Dell Optiplex 380.
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Dell OptiPlex 5050

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A line of desktop computers released in 2017, primarily used in offices and schools. Despite being 6th/7th Gen Intel, the i5 and i7 models are still capable for most casual/office applications.
Guy 1: Hey my school gave me this epic Dell OptiPlex 5050 for free!
Guy 2: Nice! Good luck running anything on it!
Guy 1: Well, I'm writing this definition from one, so that's something.
Dell OptiPlex 5050 by truckjumperdude December 24, 2025
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opytiplex 

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Lauren Lilly and cait looking up stupid definitions while they should be doing mr penots history
wow they are really optyi
opytiplex by sarai November 15, 2004
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octiplex 

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a band from sarasota, fl. most commonly affiliated with Pearl Jam, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, and music from the 90's. This band has been know for their outstanding guitarist, amazing drummer, increadible bassist, and beautiful singing voice.
hey have u heard this new band? they're a total octiplex
octiplex by i.play.drums April 15, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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