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Open Air Fart 

A release of a fart outdoors that is so dense and vile that not even a breeze, strong wind, or any other weather related condition can safely disperse the heinous ass gas before it makes its way to all surrounding victims’ noses. Even moments later, this thick and gaseous hell-beast of a rectal belch will stay lingering in the same outdoor vicinity in which it was spawned.
The family cookout was going well this past weekend, until Bobbo laid an open air fart that cleared the entire picnic area and almost killed his already unhealthy, jaundice looking friend, Smear.

Minutes later when EMTs arrived to collect Smear, the lingering aroma of Bobbo’s open air fart forced them to wear decontamination suits and oxygen masks in order to enter the hot zone.

open air 

a drug market in the open. usually in the form of tent cities but could just be drug dealing out in the open
I saw Brent at the open air as I drove by. Looks like hes back to using again.
open air by Nan M. July 16, 2022

openfire 

cardiff based female melodic grunge rock band.
openfire by Joe August 7, 2003

Open-air-scrabble 

A mode of conversation in which each participant tries to one up the other with their vocabulary. Usually using abnormal words that they would not normally be used in conversation.
Guy 1: Bro, I'm so perplexed by the array of errands that I must carry out today.

Guy 2: Yeah, you seem pretty perturbed

Guy 1: Yeah, I should probably commence on taking care of my itinerary.

Guy 2: Itinerary.....you get points for that one. haha....but I still think I'm winning this game of open-air-scrabble.
Open-air-scrabble by drummer12189 December 1, 2010

openarms 

when you have your arms open about to give a hug
John “aye she looked cute as hell openarms”

dean “bro that’s your sister
openarms by bootywater69 April 27, 2022

OpenAI would not be what it is today without Hym 

You spelled that wrong news article... Lady? I didn't read the name... It's got a "Y" in it.
Hym "OpenAI would not be what it is today without HYM... It's HYM with a 'Y,' yeah? Like the type of song."