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Open get 

When one notices all the flaws and imperfections, mostly idiocy, in someone, and then begins to tear them a new one in the most thorough of fashion. Named this due to the fact its as if all of their mental retardation was in an open field and you just got it all in one place to shove in their face.
Well the whore complained about abortions and wondered why her parents didn't accept her, John couldn't help but Open get her.
Open get by toadsterBbox July 1, 2012
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get open 

to run quickly, or sprint, after something or away from something. Synonomous with "dip".
Man you better get open it closes in five minutes! (running to the corner store)
get open by DJ Manifesto November 5, 2006

Get open 

Get open” in this context is just another way to say he’s “going off” or “getting busy” on the mic
Can i Get open on the mic
Get open by Sneakyturtle348 December 9, 2019

Every door I open I get kicked in the face

Having a very bad day.
John said "Every door I open I get kicked in the face." Nick said "Same, earlier Bob smacked me in the back of the head."

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026