Open Net Syndrome (ONS)

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ONS is a widespread disease amongst the Rocket League community. ONS is defined as: When a player in Rocket League sees an open net and proceeds to miss which can lead to increased blood pressure, anxiety, and depression although symptoms do vary and can be as severe as "Choose to Forfeit". *There is currently no known cures available for this disease* Symptoms can start as early as when the open net is seen/anticipated or as late as after the open net is missed. Recovery time can take as long as a few seconds to a few days depending on the severity of the miss and the situation.

My 2's partner in Rocket League has Open Net Syndrome (ONS), if it is open I deep down expect them to miss...
Open Net Syndrome (ONS) explains why they always miss open nets.

Open Net Syndrome (ONS) by YT: TheOneTheOnly November 9, 2022

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