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Open Happiness 

A song written for a Coke commercial.

Cee-Lo Green of Gnarles Barkely, Janelle Monae, Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy, Brendon Urie (<3) of Panic at the Disco and Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes all perform in it.
One of the best, most uplifting songs ever written ever.

Incidentally, the commercial isn't aired on TV. But youtube'll do the trick.
Person 1 to Person 2: Aye yo, what are you listening to??

Person 2: Open Happiness!

Person 1: Ohh man dat's dank!

Person 3: Canyouwoopmedo?
Words you can keep

open happiness 

( from the 2011 commercial celebrating 125 years of Coca-Cola):

a) to drink rum and coke
b) to have the best, or what you perceive to be the best, orgasm of your life
Girl 1) why can't I open happiness, definition a)

Girl 2) for definition a) it's our alco-laws, but since you can mix rum abd coke abd still have it the color of coke, you can definitely try. As for definition b), lol, my only advice is, in the bedroom, practice makes perfect

open happiness 

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke

b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) um, are you virgin?

girl a) nope, and I'm lol referring to the mixture of rum and coke. I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union; i.e allow people to drink beer and wine -and maybe rum and coke, since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
open happiness by Uncle Dimma August 25, 2013

open happiness 

(from the Coca Cola commercial celebrating 125 years of coca cola in 2011)

a) drink rum and coke
b) to have an orgasm
girl a) Why can't i open happiness? I'm 16 and a half

girl b) it's our alco-laws; I think they should make the North American alco-laws like those of the European Union. Drink beer, wine and maybe rum and coke- since rum is usually dark and Coca-Cola is black and nobody will know the difference- at 16, and heavy liquor at 18.
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