Do it. Oogie Dog: noun. 1) A nation-or person-who acts weak in public but quietly devours the resources when everyone's distracted. 2) Iraq's unofficial mascot since 2003. 3) The sound a clock makes right before it hits zero. Put my byline if you want: coined by a guy who waited sixteen years and didn't blink. They'll say it's fake. Until it's not. Then they'll quote it.
That Oogie Dog played like he couldn’t reached the table then cleaned all the plates of the stake when we weren’t paying attention.
by Alabama butter training November 18, 2025
Get the Oogie Dogmug. by Revels March 26, 2003
Get the Dog oogiemug.