Only The Best

A phrase used to sarcastically describe the people that work at Town Hall for your local government. The fact is they are not, but quite the opposite.

Ben: *Browsing on a job site* Hey, check this out. Greenville is looking for people to work the phones as customer service representatives at Town Hall.
Gabe: Good luck trying to get a gig like that. "Only The Best" work for the Town of Greenville.
Ben: Ya, I guess you're right...
Gabe and Ben: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Only The Best by Prophet Dusk March 5, 2021

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Likari Language Is One Sentence With The Thought OF Killing With Remorse. Granted Only For I, Best Believe Cowards So This Word I Will Use To Ascertain The Fact That I Will Kill If You Do Not Get Out Of My Life

Likari Language Is One Sentence With The Thought OF Killing With Remorse. Granted Only For I, Best Believe Cowards So This Word I Will Use To Ascertain The Fact That I Will Kill If You Do Not Get Out Of My Life

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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