5 definitions by Prophet Dusk
A phrase used to sarcastically describe the people that work at Town Hall for your local government. The fact is they are not, but quite the opposite.
Ben: *Browsing on a job site* Hey, check this out. Greenville is looking for people to work the phones as customer service representatives at Town Hall.
Gabe: Good luck trying to get a gig like that. "Only The Best" work for the Town of Greenville.
Ben: Ya, I guess you're right...
Gabe and Ben: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Gabe: Good luck trying to get a gig like that. "Only The Best" work for the Town of Greenville.
Ben: Ya, I guess you're right...
Gabe and Ben: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
by Prophet Dusk March 5, 2021
A term used to describe a person who has no idea what they are doing at work, life or just in general but they think they do.
Michael: Hey, do you know what Adam has been up to this morning?
Evan: Ya, I don't know why but early I saw him in his office rubbing a soothing stone in his hands and whispering "Fuzz, Fuzz, Fuzz" to himself.
Michael: Weird. I guess we'll never know what a Plese is really doing.
Evan: Ya, I don't know why but early I saw him in his office rubbing a soothing stone in his hands and whispering "Fuzz, Fuzz, Fuzz" to himself.
Michael: Weird. I guess we'll never know what a Plese is really doing.
by Prophet Dusk March 5, 2021
A term used to describe an incompetent man-child in his 30s who fails to realize that he is an adult.
Chad: Later, I'll catch you gents tomorrow 🤙 *Begins walking to car*
Alex: What does that say on your license plate?
Chad: Oh, it's my last name. My parents got the plates for me as a gift when I got my driver's license. Ya, all the teenagers in my day drove around in cars rocking with plates like these.
Marcus: In your day? I think your day was more than a few years ago Dumbar 🤙
Alex: What does that say on your license plate?
Chad: Oh, it's my last name. My parents got the plates for me as a gift when I got my driver's license. Ya, all the teenagers in my day drove around in cars rocking with plates like these.
Marcus: In your day? I think your day was more than a few years ago Dumbar 🤙
by Prophet Dusk March 4, 2021
A term most commonly used by multi-Michelin starred chef and star of the small screen, Gordon Ramsay to describe someone who can't cook for jack shit. This term can be used by itself or in conjunction together with the expletive "Fucking" or "Fuckin" i.e. Fucking Doughnut/ Fuckin Doughnut.
Gordon Ramsay: Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Fucking Doughnut: The salad.
Gordon Ramsay: The salad?
Fucking Doughnut: Yeah.
Fucking Gordon Ramsay: You Fucking Doughnut. Of course you don't put fucking salad in the microwave!
Fucking Doughnut: The salad.
Gordon Ramsay: The salad?
Fucking Doughnut: Yeah.
Fucking Gordon Ramsay: You Fucking Doughnut. Of course you don't put fucking salad in the microwave!
by Prophet Dusk March 6, 2021
A term used to describe when you have more than one supervisor at your workplace, upwards of four.
When there is a Flock of Pigeons flying above you at your place of work, you will be incapable of thinking, making decisions or taking the initiative on your own.
For example, if you come up with an idea to improve worker satisfaction which will lead to increased worker productivity, you will have to bring up that idea to the first Pigeon. The first Pigeon or Pigeon 1 will tell you that it has to discuss with the Pigeon above them before anything is decided. So, Pigeon 1 will head-bob their way to Pigeon 2 and the second Pigeon will also say that it has to take the idea to the Pigeon above them and so on and so forth. After your idea is discussed amongst all the Pigeons, they will come to the conclusion that since the idea was not thought of by the Flock itself, it must be rejected.
All that time wasted discussing the idea itself, no actual work or change happens when the Flock of Pigeons gets together.
When there is a Flock of Pigeons flying above you at your place of work, you will be incapable of thinking, making decisions or taking the initiative on your own.
For example, if you come up with an idea to improve worker satisfaction which will lead to increased worker productivity, you will have to bring up that idea to the first Pigeon. The first Pigeon or Pigeon 1 will tell you that it has to discuss with the Pigeon above them before anything is decided. So, Pigeon 1 will head-bob their way to Pigeon 2 and the second Pigeon will also say that it has to take the idea to the Pigeon above them and so on and so forth. After your idea is discussed amongst all the Pigeons, they will come to the conclusion that since the idea was not thought of by the Flock itself, it must be rejected.
All that time wasted discussing the idea itself, no actual work or change happens when the Flock of Pigeons gets together.
Jack: Hey, listen to this. I had an idea to -
Logan: Slow down, I'm going to stop you right there. If you have any idea at all, don't waste your time telling me. You'll have to bring it to the Flock of Pigeons. Then again, it'll be a waste of time either way.
Logan: Slow down, I'm going to stop you right there. If you have any idea at all, don't waste your time telling me. You'll have to bring it to the Flock of Pigeons. Then again, it'll be a waste of time either way.
by Prophet Dusk March 6, 2021