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onion bhaji 

The golden mushroom item you can get in the Mario kart games which gives you the best boost is "commonly" known as an onion bhaji.
Thank fuck for that ... I'd never have won that race without the onion bhaji i got just before the finish line!!!
onion bhaji by A Hot Marine April 22, 2008

Onion bhaji 

When you are covered in lube, playing twister in an orgy.
Oh damn last night was a proper mad one, dave and Adam were getting onion bhajied.
Onion bhaji by Plasticnappy February 28, 2022

Onion Bhaji 

When something is what it is. Reference to Love Island advert
The queue for this ride is so longonion bhaji though init

onion bahji [onion bahjai]

An onion bahji is a not provocative word used on as a substitute of swaer word in jokes. The Origins of this world come from an indian culinary dish and it found its way into our language through suspected drug parties.
"Get you hair cut you onion bahji"
"man your such a bahji"

onion bahji

A crap
usually reffered to as Liadain or Liaprawn
Related words: Liadain, Crap, Puff Head
"I'm meeting up with onion bahji"
onion bahji by Rhiannan May 17, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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