Onion ring 

The dried up piece of foreskin that's on your fucking dick head right now

I'll pick up my onion ring that's on my fucking dick and fucking eat it in front of your fucking face

Onion ring by Fuck fucking fuck fucking fuck November 13, 2021

onion ring 

The mushy brown substance around the base of your cock after you pull out of her/his asshole

"When I pulled my cock out of Henry's ass, I had an onion ring that he was happy to eat!"

onion ring by oakey1226 November 15, 2002

Onion Ring 

Reference to the sphinctorial area of a cat as it faces away from you with it's tail high in the air. The tight puckered area that is staring you straight in the face as your cat turns and walks away from you as you were petting him/her.

Occasionally there will be a little left over crust on your cat's "onion ring" causing it to further resemble the onion rings from your favorite fast food establishment.

I was petting my cat, when all of a sudden he turned around and raised his butt high in the air, giving me full frontal view of his ONION RING that I didn't want. He waved his kitty ONION RING back and forth before he finally walked away. I don't have that cat anymore, sorry PETA.

Onion Ring by Mojo_Jojo_001 December 13, 2015

onion ring 

A female's pussy/vagina.

Yo! I shuved my dick in her onion ring!

onion ring by Jklmnop May 20, 2008

onion ring 

A ring piece so rancid and unwiped, it makes your eyes water.

"i went in for a piece of rear guard action, but stopped when i found she had a well battered onion ring"

onion ring by fatgitmcnulty March 9, 2007

onion ring 

The act of sitting above a person.. bare ass.. sealing your butt hole around their mouth and farting.

I hooked up with this nasty bitch last night and she was just begging me to onion ring her.... then we boofed

onion ring by Brant Boekleman March 24, 2008

Onion Ring 

A term used to describe the pungent smelling arse hole of a homosexual; after being anally harrassed by a small penis with an aggressive yeast infection.

"David Furnish couldnt help but enjoy the rancid taste of Elton's onion ring."

"You cant beat a good deep fried Onion Ring"

Onion Ring by Monkey08 March 12, 2008