One Horsed Pony

When a man puts his foot and leg until his knee up his partners vagina. Very advanced sex position not to be attempted by beginners.

"hey sweetie, do you want to do the one horsed pony tonight?"
"Are you crazy??!!!???"

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One Horse Pony

A phrase used by senile people confused thinking of the more common phrase "one trick pony".

*Replying to press after reporter asks if allegations against Hunter Biden are Russian disinformation:

"Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony."

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One horse pony is a term commonly used by old fools that can't complete a sentence without soiling themselves.

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Joe Biden: Yes, yes, and yes. God love you man, you’re a one horse pony. Thank you!

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You meant to say ONE HORSE SHOW, ONE TRICK PONY or ONE HORSE SALLY but your memory is failing you so you just make words up, like ONE HORSE PONY

Yes, Yes, Yes. God loves ya man, you're a one horse pony

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One horse pony: A term commonly used by old fools that can't complete a sentence without soiling themselves.

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One Horse Pony is the senile way of saying you’ve lost your marbles; or a perverted act

You sir are an one horse pony 👀

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