A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."