one-finger salute

Same as The Eminem salute, the freeway salute, the Jersy salute,
the finger, the bird, just to flip off the ones you really can't stand.

In other words , the middle finger.

There was many a time
That Roy Lee acted a prat.
Seriously, he was an older version
Of a poseur, a brown noser, and a really spoiled brat.

So, whether it was behind his back
Or right in his PLAIN VIEW,
I'd showed him my middle digit
And with no hesitation, too!

Though I had quit that job,
I've given him the one-finger salute...
Just to prove he's a big loser...
AND to piss him off, to boot!

by CDSmith1967 November 5, 2005

One Finger Roman

When a man uses only one finger to pleasure a girl, this procedure must be performed while watching a sporting event of your choice

Dude: what did you do last night man?
Dude 2: Watched the hockey game with the girlfriend, to make her happy i delivered a solid one finger roman
Dude: how unselfish of you

by BoyRowe July 5, 2009

One-fingered glove

A condom

"Use a one-fingered glove, or forget it", she said.

by Dr. Foo July 15, 2010

one finger up

A pose in which someone is holding up 1 finger. Indicating that they are deeply in love with Madisen

“guys looks it’s Madisen! One finger up!”

by mjbuekso May 12, 2022

one fingered salute

To extend only the middle finger as a gesture of hatred or anger.

Also known as the rude finger.

Why did you hit tim?

He gave me the one fingered salute.

by me no wait Jesus November 13, 2007

one-fingered banjo

The fingering of somebody's asshole with just one finger.

This weekend, I'm going to play the one-fingered banjo.

by drewsephh January 23, 2010

One finger discount

Pirating something online, which is technically stealing. Comes from the phrase five finger discount, however, with pirating only a mouse click is required.

I got the one finger discount on the latest season of Game of Thrones. Let's meet up at my place later and watch a couple episodes.

by thepiratebay August 7, 2013