on the bright

A fake expression created by the folks at Burger King in an attempt to make their radio advertisements sound "hip" for a younger audience.

Interviewer: What's next for Ted?
Ted: I'll be at the BK drive-thru... on the bright!

on the bright by ferrgus October 16, 2008

look on the bright side is suicide 

This is an ingenious quote by Kurt Cobain which means that suicide would be the bright side of a situation where you are isolated from the world and theres nothing to hold on to and you are full of anger and despair. Parasites in Africa commit suicide after they leave their parasite family because they have no where else to go.

I am my own parasite.

look on the bright side is suicide by Wally April 16, 2004

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life 

A song made by Monty Python from a 1979 movie called The Life Of Brian

I listened to 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life' and it made my day.

:)

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life by Eggy543 June 14, 2019

not the brightest bulb on the porch 

a nice way of refering to a person who is not smart or who does things that are ill-advised

See also: not the sharpest tool in the shed, a few bricks shy of a load, not playing with a full deck

Durwood: My uncle is not the brightest bulb on the porch.

Winthrop: Why do you say that?

Durwood: He saw a sign that said 'keep of the grass'... so flushed his stash o' hash down the drain.

Winthrop: Bloody 'ell!

not the brightest bulb on the porch by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006

Not the brightest shelf on the knife 

One who is not the prime example of human intelligence; idiot

Bob: Did you see Lisa fall down those stairs?
Dan: Yeah, she totally tied her shoes together!
Bob: Wow, She's not the brightest shelf on the knife.

Not the brightest shelf on the knife by <name>insert<name/> September 1, 2007

not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree 

An analogy describing someone who is not quick-witted and gives the impression of being not very smart.

airhead [dimwittedç

You are going to ask John to hook up your PS4? Good luck on that one, you do realize he's not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree.

not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005