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On Your Mark, Get Set, Munch! 

A restaurant Scott Wozniak owns. It is the first race-themed restaurant in his county. He sells cereal, Little Caesar's Pizza, and sandwiches, but he sells Banquet meals when the food is on fire. They clean your shoes too, by throwing them into a bathtub. They take customer interaction and customer service very seriously. They are also very resourceful, they use a closet for a waiting room for guests, they also have a room with 40 pounds of banana peels, and they use a calender from 2005. Instead of giving crayons to the kids to play with while they wait for the food, he gives them lead-based paints, that's because crayons are pretty toxic and they can't bring crayons to the kids after what happened in 2012. They also have a eating tactic called "Cop N Munch". Check it out!
I went to On Your Mark, Get Set, Munch! They served great food. They cleaned my shoes very well too!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016