On The Tosh

'On The Tosh' is a phrase used to describe being on a heavy drinking session. The term originates from the English TV police series 'The Bill' which featured a character called 'Tosh Lines' (played by Kevin Lloyd). In real life Kevin Lloyd was a famously hard drinker, who at one point escaped from a rehabilitation clinic only to be found drinking in the pub across the road. Kevin died of alcohol poisoning in May 1998.

"I'm of out on the Tosh this evening with the lads, fancy coming?"

"Man, I was so Toshed last night I slept with a fat ginger bird with a bush like sherwood forest."

by Mikeeboy July 16, 2008

toshing

Balancing a laptop on the brink of a table with the help of coffee.

I broke the mug my son made me while toshing yesterday.

by Luca Hammer April 22, 2016

toshing

the act of giving a rimjob while watching tosh.0

During tosh.0, Sharon began toshing her boyfriend

by Cupcake Sally March 23, 2010

Tosh

A derisory term used in the same way as rubbish or crap or bollocks

This coat of paint is utter tosh

by Jeremy Tripati-Eagle March 19, 2005

Tosh

Something that’s a load of shite

The Whitehaven academy is a load of tosh.

by Hana and connor September 10, 2022

tosh

A girl with gorgeous lips who is quite simply wifey and a real doozy of a woman. She finds humor in bizarre things but her laugh can melt your troubles, and she will always be there when you need her.

Bruv 1: Bruv, every guy in this room wishes they could holla at your shawty right now, you're so lucky.
Bruv 2: I don't know what to say bruv, mine's just a real tosh what can I say.

by brownchad April 29, 2020

Toshed

Being in the state of mind where you can't stop laughing at the words Daniel Tosh from Tosh.O finds in the urban dictionary.

I got hella toshed the other night when I watched Tosh.O

by goofygirl19 May 28, 2010