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Olivia Mitchell 

Wow! this is the fittest girl around, when I open my eyes it hurts because she is just WOW. wow stands for Women Of (the) World because she is going global, like actually universal. that is how big her rump is.
Girl 1: Olivia Mitchell ruined my life.
Girl 2: NO. she saved it.
Olivia Mitchell by bootyslay September 22, 2022

Elaina Mitchell & Olivia Jordan

The hottest bitches you’ll ever see. They are so sexy, flawless, banging, amazing, adorable, precious, gorgeous, and humble. They are also the funniest people you’ll ever meet and are very creative. They have tight pussies and know how to use em 😉 in conclusion they are the most perfect people in the world and when they die they should be donated to science so biologist know what a perfect person (and perfect pair of tits) looks like. Emphasis on perfect tits
Chad: “Holy shit. Those girls are almost Elaina Mitchell & Olivia Jordan”
Terrance: “yeah but bro no one could ever be them bc they are literally so perfect”
Chad: “yeah bro you’re right, man what I would do to bang them”
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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