President Obama is a real black olive, Democrats love him but Republicans hate him.

Man, that Volvo is a black olive...except I don't know anyone who thinks it looks good besides you.

Can we get our pizza with cheese, pepperoni and put black olives on half? Not everyone likes 'em.

Black Olive by Desmond Moonchild May 4, 2012

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Black Olive Theory

The theory that if one partner in a relationship likes black olives, and the other doesn't, the relationship could work out. If neither party likes, or both parties hate, black olives, according to the theory, their relationship is doomed.

Bro 1: Hey bro, how do your parents get along so well?
Bro 2: Black olive theory, bro. My dad loves black olives and my mom hates 'em.

Black Olive Theory by 13hopelessromantics September 10, 2012

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Black Olive

When you pull your penis out of someones dirty pooper it looks like a black olive put on the tip.

I stuck it in her pooper and got a black olive

Black Olive by Wincing December 16, 2008

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Black Olive

Since olives are soaked in brine and lye to give the black color. To be called or referred to as being a black olive means that you are a liar and that your character is salty.

Hey you heard about that one gay girl who lives in crestline? Stay away from her I heard she's a real black olive.

Black Olive by anonymous July 11, 2023

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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