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ole kristian 

A Shit teacher. Normally scares students and doesn’t know how to teach students in english. Wears a suit everyday, and acts cocky. Hairline receding all the way back to his neck. Says he has a family but i'm pretty sure nobody would fall in love with him, except erna solberg
"dud, we have such a cocky teacher"
"yea, he is a total ole kristian"
ole kristian by StinkyLizard1996 September 21, 2020
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ole kristian 

Ole Kristian means you have a big penis
Girl: Omg you have a Ole Kristian
ole kristian by Gibbert November 11, 2018
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ole kristian 

It means that you have a big cock
Girl: Wow you have Ole Kristian!
ole kristian by Gibbert November 11, 2018

Ole Kristian 

«Very nice gutt»
«Yes yes it is Ole Kristian»
Ole Kristian by anonymous December 13, 2020
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