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ole kristian 

A Shit teacher. Normally scares students and doesn’t know how to teach students in english. Wears a suit everyday, and acts cocky. Hairline receding all the way back to his neck. Says he has a family but i'm pretty sure nobody would fall in love with him, except erna solberg
"dud, we have such a cocky teacher"
"yea, he is a total ole kristian"
ole kristian by StinkyLizard1996 September 21, 2020
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ole kristian 

It means that you have a big cock
Girl: Wow you have Ole Kristian!
ole kristian by Gibbert November 11, 2018
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ole kristian 

Ole Kristian means you have a big penis
Girl: Omg you have a Ole Kristian
ole kristian by Gibbert November 11, 2018

Ole Kristian 

«Very nice gutt»
«Yes yes it is Ole Kristian»
Ole Kristian by anonymous December 13, 2020
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026