Oldie Hawn

Derogatory term for old women. Pun on actress Goldie Hawn's name. Popularized by Simpson's character Comic Book Store Guy.

Agnes Skinner (cutting in front): Out of my way tubby!

Comic Book Store Guy: Oh PARDON me OLDIE hawn!

by Eddy July 19, 2007

Oldie Hawn

Derived from the actress Goldie Hawn, Oldie Hawn is a term for an elderly woman.

"Make the right dude, the light is green."
"Well I would, but I'm waiting for Oldie Hawn over here to cross the street."

by Hilton S. January 2, 2009