Old Dog

A older man who seeks the charms of younger ladies.

Charlie's girlfriend is 17 years younger then him, Charlie's an old dog.

by Oldmanjenkins78 June 7, 2018

Old Dog

An old dog is a Targeted Individual who has survived years of being gangstalked. He has endured night after night of sexual attraction tests, he or she has been treated like a pervert, offered a virtual person to react to sexually, they are masturbated people "7" with a cord (yellow and black) attaches the genitals, they are asked to make imaginary love with the evoked potential person. The TI is punished for feeling pleasure.

" You are stalked by the one with the old dog"

by TIexperience September 6, 2019

Old dog new trick

Saying you can or can't teach something to someone once they've gotten past the time when they learned their ideals/ways. Saying you can or can't change someones mind about their long term opinions or beliefs. can be referring to a human as well.

A: my dog won't listen when I tell him to sit!
B: yeah, you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: but can't you just hear me out on this, B?
B: no! I made up my mind a long time ago.
A: *sigh* you can't teach an old dog new tricks.

A: I'm 70 years old but I just learned rock climbing!
B: you can teach an old dog new tricks!

by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015

as rough as old dog's tits

means its old rough and not pleasant to look at/ feel

That old lady wearing a mini skirt looks as rough as old dog's tits.

or

After 20 tequila shots I feel as rough as old dog's tits.

by AnnaHughes August 3, 2007

like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk

Feeling or looking so awful you should be poop-scooped and thrown away for the health of the innocent passerby.

"Woke up after the party feelin' like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

"Even after the Botox, she looks like a day old dog turd on a hot sidewalk."

by BigBadKittyPoo August 11, 2009

you can't teach an old dog new tricks

It means that it is very hard to change someones habits

You can't teach an old dog new tricks when they have been used to using a cell phone instead of a smart phone.

by Zahraa June 13, 2017