Old Baby 

A baby that looks like he/she could be your grandma/grandpa.

Lady: Look at my little bundle of joy.
Guy: Is he an old baby? He looks 84!

Old Baby by Whattareyoudoing December 8, 2016

old nigga baby 

Wrinkled baby ass nigga thats old asf

Or a nigga who won't stfu

Bro stop being a old nigga baby

My bad homie

old nigga baby by Not a old nigga baby November 28, 2021

Old Man Baby 

A man--usually over 50, but not always--who thinks he knows everything, and loves to talk at length about anything. It is futile to try to interrupt or correct him. While he claims to know everything, he is unable to take care of himself--can't cook a meal, has to ask his wife his underwear or shoe size, doesn't know how to clean a toilet or operate a washing machine.

Dad is such an old man baby! At dinner last night he spent 20 minutes expounding on the virtues of investing in silver, then when it was time for dessert he had to ask mom which kind of ice cream he liked.

Old Man Baby by OWBdeluxe September 26, 2011

Old man baby 

Your father

I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.

Old man baby by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019

Old Fashioned Dutch Baby 

When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.

I gave Janice an Old Fashioned Dutch Baby last night.

Old Fashioned Dutch Baby by DebRi December 21, 2013

old babymaker 

The vagina :-I

Sisters, right? You can’t live with them, can’t stuff them back in the old babymaker

old babymaker by MasterB4iter February 28, 2022