Ojamas

Sweet pajama sets that have the Obama campaign logo all over them. Always to be written with a capital O.

John: What are you wearing to the pajama party?
Nancy: My sweet-ass Ojamas

Ojamas by Carly Rockwell February 20, 2009

Dropping off the Obamas 

Taking a shit. A new-age spin on "Dropping off the Cosbies", or "Dropping the kids off at the pool."

My morning ritual consists of showering, shaving, and dropping off the Obamas.

"Hold on, I gotta go drop off the Obamas."

Dropping off the Obamas by Matt V February 17, 2010

Obamasplain 

Explaining a concept in an excessively high-minded and round-about way so as to leave the listener exhausted, confused and hopefully prevent he/she from asking follow up questions.

When Julie asked the car salesman how a bigger vehicle with a bigger engine could get the same mileage as a smaller vehicle with a smaller engine, the salesman Obamasplained that the question was not relevant to the purchase.

Obamasplain by strategeries November 23, 2020

Obamasplain 

The act of explaining a concept in an excessively high-minded and round-about manner so as to exhaust, frustrate and confuse a questioner into submission and preclude any follow up questions.

When Julie asked how a bigger vehicle could get the same mileage as a smaller vehicle with a smaller engine, the car salesman Obamasplained that the question was not relevant to the purchase.

Obamasplain by strategeries November 23, 2020

Obamasexual 

When you're sexually attracted to Obama.
Romantically, it's used as obamaromantic.

Person 1: Dude, I'm officially coming out as gay. What's your sexuality?
Person 2: Oh, I'm Obamasexual...
Person 1: Oh dude, that's awesome! I support you in your journey.

Obamasexual by biggirlnamedbecky June 2, 2019

Obamasturbation 

work of our president financially related and ejaculates the fuck out of our country...

Obama really did a good job of obamasturbation in coencidence to the the U.S being in debt...ha ha

Obamasturbation by reichstad January 19, 2010

Obamasaurus Rex 

This tyrannical creature exists in the USA. Its eating habits are hard-working Americans. The Obamasaurus hunts by hiding behind skinny, non-fruit bearing trees, called Polosis. Most of its prey laugh and state, "I see you there." However, the Rex has another trick up its sleeve. It offers them beer and lures them to his lair. At this point the Obamasaurus states; "Yeah, I am black...kind of, but how do you like me now?" This puts the prey in a state of confusion as they wander to their homes and find out that the Mexican Toothed Tiger has destroyed their habitat. Now the prey lies weak under the definitely fruity tree, the Cocobiden. This tree drops large seeds called Hilaryclintonhasnuts. After knocking the prey out, these Hilaryclintonhasnuts try to grow. They can't. They need to be fertilized by the BillClintonbangsfatties. It is said that if fertilization would occur an extremely ugly creature called the Chelsealookslikeahamster would kill them. Unfortunately the poor, homeless prey die.

Scientists have found little evidence of the origins of Obamasaurus.Scientists have theorized the traces back to the Middle East, Hawaii, and possibly Uranus. To survive the Rex, one must state, "I never saw you flying on the Terradactile around the statue of liberty for a photo op," while hiding the American Flag until further notice. The prophecy is that in 2012 three large meteors, "Life," "Liberty," and the "Pursuit of Happiness," will hit the earth destroying the Obamasaurus.

I pledge allegiance to the flag....oh my god! Run! It is the Obamasaurus Rex!

Obamasaurus Rex by Lost Almost October 31, 2010