ohioluminescence

Radiant energy that reflects off of the Ohio rivers and floods into arcades. Discovered by Mike Oxlong.

Extremely radioactive.

Person A: "Wow, this golf course is so fun!"
Person B: "The Ohioluminescence got to him."
Person A: "tf?"

by quincinchess March 01, 2024

Ohioluminescence

When light electromagnetic radiation from the sun reflects off the Ohio river, creating the illusion of luminescence. Typically occurs between 2:00-3:00. It can be seen from multiple arcades in the vicinity.

Dad- Come on champ, we didn’t come to Cincinnati just to not see the ohioluminescence!

by Ohio Philosopher March 15, 2024