Oh, eff! 

This is the coolest way to say "fuck" and mean "fuck" with out getting in trouble!

( At School) Oh, eff! I'm gonna fail this mother!
(At Home) Oh, EFF! I just spilled grape juice on this wool rug!

Oh, eff! by # 1 Beso April 5, 2005

eff you see kay why oh you 

These slang words, when fully sounded out, mean "F-U-C-K Y-O-U"
Some people write, draw, or text this sentence to someone just because they are scared of fully just saying "fuck you."
And most adults, supervisors, or teachers wont notice it. They would this its just some funny slang for no reason or another.

Guy 1: "Too bad, Gerald! You missed the party! It was awesome, oh boo ho!"

Guy 2: "You know what? Eff You See Kay Why Oh You!!"

eff you see kay why oh you by jjbean09 November 5, 2020

oh emm eff gee 

A long version of OMFG. This longer version is usually used to express an "over the topness" about things. Used in one of two ways. Either sarcastic in nature, or absolutely shocked and amazed. Sometimes this is used when someone says something which - in their mind - is awesome or shocking, but to the respondant, is quite the opposite. On the flip side, sometimes this is just "HOLY SHIT!!!!" type levels of shock and amazement. Either works.

Person A: "I walked my dog today!"
Person B: "OH EMM EFF GEE!"

or

MMORPGDUDE: "We took down UberBossFace!"
MMORPGHOMEY: "OH EMM EFF GEE!!!!!!!!!"

oh emm eff gee by Mr. Capo June 22, 2006

oh em eff gee

its the way 'Omfg' is said
why?
because its cooler that way
commonly used as a substitute for 'omfg' on msn

Sally: like omg becky i just found the like best pair of shoes ever
Becky: like oh em eff gee thats liike so rad

oh em eff gee by FerSure November 11, 2007

ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed 

The phonetic spelling of each letter

Ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed. Now I know my ABC’s. Next time won’t you sing with me?

ay bee see dee ee eff jee aitch eye jay kay elle emm enn oh pee queue are ess tea you vee dubeu ex why zed by bluestinger66 August 26, 2022

ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed 

the alphabet?

"tell me the alphabet"
"ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed"

ay bee see dee ee eff gee aitch ai jay kay el em en oh pee queue are ess tea you vee double you ex why and zed by NotÞatGuy January 5, 2023

eff oh 

FREAK OUT!

person #1: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
person #2: EFF OH

eff oh by akek February 22, 2009