An organic, try-
hard hipster who won't stop reminding you that they were cow-boob-free before you.
Smells
like they're from a farm.
Thinks Tarantino's best film is the one the fewest people have watched.
Wouldn't be caught in a store-bought halloween outfit.
Totally basic, but lets everyone call them alt.
Flat white
guy:
yo can I get that Oatly alt drink in my flat white?
Coffee shop guy wearing a beret: the one that's really into music made of plant noises?
Flat white guy: yeah, they're really not
like the other drinks