off toast 

somebody who is so dumb killing brain cells would make them smarter

friend1: you have off toast
friend2: *crying* no i don't

off toast by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

off toast 

someone who is dumb that killing brain cells would make them smarter

you have fucking off toast

off toast by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

Off toast 

When you are so dumb that if you killed your brain cells you would get smarter

Friend 1: what’s 1+1

Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: you have off toast

Off toast by Samurai552 October 2, 2018

Off Toast 

Somebody who is so dumb, that being brain dead would make them smarter

Person 1: Dude look at that kid over there i think he has off toast
Kid:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Off Toast by OofLord1 October 2, 2018

toast off on a toastie 

Leave me alone

Toast off on a toastie friend.

toast off on a toastie by haha toast in my toaster go br February 19, 2021

toast off 

contest in which two people jack off onto pieces of toast. The winner is who ever jacks off first. The looser then eats the winner's toast (with cum on it).

What kind of contest involves food and masturbation? A toast off.

toast off by Anonymous11235 December 17, 2008

Tasting the syrup off my tree

When someone keeps dick riding and wont leave you alone

C: makes joke
K: laughs a little bit
C: whats so funny bro you gay or something?
K: stop tasting the syrup off my tree bro

Tasting the syrup off my tree by Lil_beanflaker25k February 23, 2026