off my head

high on drugs or drink , out of it not really here

"i took so many painkillers i was off my head"

by da junkie July 28, 2006

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

Get off my head

To leave me the fuck alone... get away from me, stop talking to me about me

Tate: you not doing it the way I showed you
Marz: but it's getting done right
Tate: yea but it's not the best way, you should just start over
Marz: fuck you mean, get off my head bruh

by Qazhd March 20, 2017

Cracking my head off

To be laughing hard. A cross between cracking up and laughing my head off. Cracking my head off.

CMHO is what you put when you are texting. Like LOL, but CMHO!!

The lady in Wal-Mart was dressed in such a bad outfit, I was cracking my head off!!

by coopernapkin April 17, 2010

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

off the top of my head

without further consideration

I could tell you 5 examples off the top of my head to prove you wrong.

by dm_ August 29, 2018