Oced Myslob 

A form of elaborate encoding.


VERSION 1
First, count the letters in the word a/o sentence and find the middle of it.

1. APPLeSEED 9 letters
middle: E.

Next, write the first half backwards, then the second half backwards. If an odd #, then the middle letter goes in front.

2.eLPPADEES

VERSION 2

Okay, now split up the letters into groups of two or three, three or more groups.

eL PPA DE ES

Next, encode the groups as single letters.

PPA eL ES DE

Version 3

See? easy. Now encode the alphabet, and match up the letters and use this to re-write your little term. The letters G and T are the same.
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
mlkjihgfedcbazyxwvutsrqpon

PPA eL ES DE becomes
XXM iB IU JI.

Make sure to keep the groups of letters seperaed.

Little rule: when using Oced Myslob, be sure to put a big dot in-between the groups you coded. Try to figure this out. Pretent the period's a big dot.

xxm ib iu ji . ii vt

Oced Myslob by GalaxyDancer May 15, 2005

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012