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Maximum Occupancy 

Also Known As: Fully Occupied

During Groups sex when a female has reached her "Occupancy," Usually involving five males and the female is on her back on top of a male, whose stiffy is inside her asshole. A second male stands over her missionary-style and has his stiffy in her vagina. The third male is staddling the female's face with his stiffy inside her mouth. While the female preforms two hand-jobs, one stiffy in each hand, with the fourth and fifth males. Usually Places can be changed during sex, And beginning positions are based on chance or a coin toss.
"Did you hear "insert name" went home with five guys?!"
"Maximum Occupancy All-night"
Maximum Occupancy by Onlypudge December 1, 2011

alphabetical double-occupancy 

double-cockupancy: Where a hot chick allows two studs to "service" both pairs of her "lips" --- i.e., "upstairs" and "downstairs" --- with their love-pipes at da same time.
double-dockupancy: Two extra-small boats' being tied up at da same pier-spot.

double-gawkupancy: An object or event dat two onlookers are fascinated by.
double-hawkupancy: Where two pet falcons are perching next to each other on da same protective glove worn by their owner.
double-jockupancy: Two cool sports-loving dudes who are either playing in close proximity in da field or just hanging out together on da bench.
More examples of "alphabetical double-occupancy" are:
double-mockupancy: Two disapproving individuals booing a performer or presentation.
double-nockupancy: What Robin Hood created by splitting his opposing contestant's arrow, allowing both archery-projectiles to be in da same spot.
double-pockupancy: Da firearm-based equivalent of da previous definition --- i.e., two expert marksmen nail da same spot wif their shots, and so da second contestant's bullet strikes da same divet as da first.
double-rockupancy: Da "old school" equivalent of da previous two definitions --- i.e., two sharp-and-steady-eyed slingshot-users plink da bull's eye wif their successive pebbles.
double-sockupancy: Where ya stuff both articles of a cute damsel's cloth footwear into one shoe for safekeeping while you give her lovely tootsies a deep soothing massage.
double-talkupancy: What a politician is good at --- i.e., "speaking outta both sides of his mouth --- so dat two entirely different statements reside in said flapping facial-orifice at almost da same moment.
double-walkupancy: Where someone behind you is totally "following in your footsteps".

occuponymous 

When a proper name relates to someone's occupation.
Our pilot had the occuponymous name, Leonard Wing.
occuponymous by kubaba November 17, 2010

occurances 

Occurences spelt by a moron.
Oh my God. How many OCCURANCES!?
occurances by Shaun Collier April 24, 2006

Current resident or Occupant 

"CURRENT RESIDENT" or "OCCUPANT" means the individual who is at the moment the owner or renting that property.
Mailman! This isn't my letter. I don't know any current resident (or occupant).
Mailman: Are you living at this address?
Yes!
Mailman: OK, this letter DOES belong to you. It's usually "junk mail". No need to return it, you can dispose of it however you'd like. But you ARE the CURRENT RESIDENT.

Current resident or occupant; person residing at the address.

occupantation 

At some point this building will be at full occupantation.
occupantation by CubanAZ November 5, 2008