Referring to a Coke bottle that possesses an eerie and foreboding aura, seemingly infused with a sinister essence. The term "obsidianized" suggests a sense of darkness, mystery, and a hidden malevolence lurking within the confines of the bottle.
As John reached for the obsidianized Coke bottle, an unsettling chill ran down his spine, sensing an inexplicable presence that seemed to emanate from the depths of the pitch-black liquid.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.