Obon

An authority figure with excessively large body proportions. Its gender is not known. Its main diet includes cheeses of any sort,(ex. Parmigiano Reggiano, Provelone, Pecorino, etc.) cured meats of the fatty variety,(ex. Prosciuto Parma, soppressata, capicollo, etc.) and anything else, edible or non-edible, that can be forced down its throat. Its main habitat is its own room, which it has coated in a thick layer of extra-virgin olive oil to ease movement. Its main mode of transportation is to lie flat on its stomach and slide about in a penguin-like fashion. Its immense size acts as a barrier between it and looking like a regular human being from which it has mutated. Its sole purpose in life is to demoralize adolescent humans and to destroy any self esteem that that may exist in an individual. Its main offences are brutally dry sarcasm and condescendence. It is a repulsive species, and would never be desirable to have in one's company.

Oh my god! That lady is huge! I hope she’s like my grandma and not an Obon.
What an Obon. I pity the fools that actually have to interact with her regularly.
Leave me alone mom! Stop being an Obon.

by generic dictionary-writer July 16, 2008

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Obonti

Obonti is hilarious, very obsessed with Blackpink and knows all the dances, she is very funny in a weird thing. She is UNIQUE,OMG. She is very mean, sometimes, and also nice, if you dont mess with her. She is loyal to her friends, and always helps them. She has got a big nose, loves 2019

Obonti is queeeen

by Llamaloverplayz April 5, 2020

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obongowo

Obongowo is an Ibibio word used to address an older adult male. It literally means a respectable man.

Obongowo, please forgive my reckless decision.

by Naya_Wonderama May 4, 2019

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Oboner

An overly enthusiastic vigor in favor of Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama. Usually displayed during one of his syrupy speeches that wax poetic about the wonderful things his presidency will bring. Most commonly found among those persons who will readily buy into anything someone says based more on the presentation than substance.

"I guess that Oboner you had died down a little when you saw the New Hampshire results, huh?"

by SomeGuy343 January 14, 2008

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Barack Obonga

Liberal, and popular with young pot smoking voters of america, it is a cunning nickname given to marijuana paraphernalia aka a bong.

Some people may refer to this as the official bong of the Democratic National Party.

This nickname was actually concocted in the vast emptiness of the Canadian plains.

Yo Kaff!!! Lets light up Barack Obonga!!

by Vladashenko October 20, 2008

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