Obelisk the Tormentor 

When you paint your dick blue and use it to cockslap a girl.

John: Dude, I went out and got some blue paint and a few condoms just so I could finally do the Obelisk the Tormentor.

Obelisk the Tormentor by Psdnym April 17, 2010

Obelisk the Tormentor 

Where your partner wants anal, so you go to other side of the room, then run full speed to them while yelling "Fist of Fury", and shove your fist up their ass.

I wanted to try something new in bed, so Johnny Obelisk the Tormentor me so hard I had to call off of work for a few days.

Obelisk the Tormentor by Lolurbanhooligan November 25, 2017

Obelisk The Tormentor 

The descent of this mighty creature shall be heralded by burning winds and twisted land. And with the coming of this horror, those who draw breath shall know the true meaning of eternal slumber.

Obelisk The Tormentor is one badass god monster!

Obelisk The Tormentor by AnonymousProgressiveRebel January 29, 2023

Obelisk The Tormentor

Obelisk The Tormentor fucking destroyed my face with one punch. Also known as an a Super Nova.

Obelisk The Tormentor, is a genuine before-existence Super Nova

Obelisk The Tormentor by Door of Truth June 9, 2026