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Obama Beard 

The event of growing a beard in the appreciation of Obama for president. One starts growing their beard on Nov. 4th, and keeps it until Jan 20th, the day he moves into office.
Derek : Wow Kyle, why's your beard so long? Is that for Novembeard?

Kyle : No, it's my Obama Beard, it's the best way to honor him between his election day, and his move into office.
Obama Beard by KG21 March 17, 2009
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osama's beard 

when your pubic hairs are longer than your penis
shave osama's beard and your dick will look longer
osama's beard by lawrence55rolb October 22, 2009

bardock obama 

An ass-eating savage that runs a Facebook page by the same name. He is a Latino from the Spanish Harlem in Bronx, NY whose started his humble Facebook page of 100< followers and since then has grown steadily but surely to over 500,000. He typically posts memes found on ifunny and other places on the internet, and is known for his dank memes, love of bacon and booty, and satirical statuses about life and humanity. He was also responsible for rapper Lupe Fiasco recently taking the L over a Twitter beef between Bardock and his followers, known as the Booty Squad/Bardashians.

Posting this for now until someone that is less lazy and who has more time to be writing Urbandictionary definitions for internet socialites decides to write a more in-depth one.
Lupe Fiasco was rekt by Bardock Obama and his followers last night on Twitter after Bardock bodied Fiasco in a game of Street Fighter V.
bardock obama by GreatswordGuts August 3, 2016

Obamaboarding 

The torture felt while listening to Obama attempt to speak without using a teleprompter.
Dude, I'm calling the ACLU because my ears are still bleeding from the Obamaboarding I took last night when the president me tried to answer a reporter's question.
Obamaboarding by keepthechange April 17, 2009

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026