After the escape of builderman whose sole purpose was to serve as a Cumpling Slop subject, found himself with a mysterious middle-aged old hag. The Cumpling Slop secret militia consisted of hijacking several oily men and forcefully seizing them into the Black Dick Militia. The Cumpling Slop worked for the ever expanding corporate empire of Roblox, whose purpose is to track down builderman and his thick ass to bust that nut into it.
The ever changing borders of Baszuckiland online and Joe Biden's inability to nut as hard provoked aid by Obama to aid these bitches and seize control over the whole United States of America and to fuck the shit out of Donald Trump's asshole for later use of the Cumpling Slop (ripoff).
With the alliance of the thick middle-aged old faggot hag, Barack Obama (44th US President), and builderman, they set out to create a new brand of slop, this time not using any busting of nuts or including builderman's fucking big fat ass; highly irresistible to nut inside.
The culmination of wanting to bust so hard made it into a brand, Obama Slop Burger, who eventually dropped out of their policy "No nutting into builderman's asshole." Their new Slop Burger was coated into a more natural slop, a slop harmless and not inconsistent with the former Cumpling Slop. This new coating was actually a more produced and artificial version of the original Cumpling Slop.
3 decades of this fucked OSB and CS.
International condemnation lead to the 2040 nuclear winters.
The ever changing borders of Baszuckiland online and Joe Biden's inability to nut as hard provoked aid by Obama to aid these bitches and seize control over the whole United States of America and to fuck the shit out of Donald Trump's asshole for later use of the Cumpling Slop (ripoff).
With the alliance of the thick middle-aged old faggot hag, Barack Obama (44th US President), and builderman, they set out to create a new brand of slop, this time not using any busting of nuts or including builderman's fucking big fat ass; highly irresistible to nut inside.
The culmination of wanting to bust so hard made it into a brand, Obama Slop Burger, who eventually dropped out of their policy "No nutting into builderman's asshole." Their new Slop Burger was coated into a more natural slop, a slop harmless and not inconsistent with the former Cumpling Slop. This new coating was actually a more produced and artificial version of the original Cumpling Slop.
3 decades of this fucked OSB and CS.
International condemnation lead to the 2040 nuclear winters.
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by FuckassEmpire August 23, 2023
by FunkyZ January 23, 2009
A meme that started in 2019, of the president Barack Obama's face shaped into a 3D triangle. This meme started on reddit and it's funny, way funnier than that obunga meme that's dead.
by JadenTheMoose May 18, 2022
The "Obama Strategy" is where one has the Senate Majority power to obstruct the US president so much they totally occlude the President's normal agenda -- the offender has no interest in helping Americans but divide us. The best example is with Mitch McConnell and his interests are easily found by Google.
by jawicketywick June 5, 2021
During sex a woman deficates into a males hands. They then exchange handshakes whilst reciting the American national anthem
by Mrbig696969 December 28, 2016
DUDE THIS OBAMA HAMBURGER SUCKS ASS
ME: pulls trigger Shut the fuck up bitch I don't give a damn fucking ass shit about your fucking pickyness. EAT IT OR I WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE'S TITS!
ME: pulls trigger Shut the fuck up bitch I don't give a damn fucking ass shit about your fucking pickyness. EAT IT OR I WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE'S TITS!
by TheMarketMan June 4, 2022
He was so bad at playing darts that he hit two candles he also was the best person in hide and seek until he lost his 2K+ Kill streak
by RoseRed669 January 21, 2023