19 definitions by FuckassEmpire
"WHEN OBAMA FUCKING DIED AND DONALD TRUMPS CONSOLIDATION OF POWER OF THE WHOLE WORLD SPARKED BACKLASH AND FUCKING POLARIZED THE DYING FUCKING PLANET" -Joe Biden 2080 (if he's still fucking alive)
Polarization in the new dying world sparked even more contention between the GOP and Democrats whilst the United States got fucking obliterated by Putin's thick ass nukes. Putin was so fucking interested in Kimmy's asshole and he was jealous of not having control over builderman and the Black DIck Militia. Nutting in builderman's ass has become a new religion in the dying world. And just at the beginning of society's inevitable downfall, Joe Biden veto'd the shit out of Putin's demand for builderman at the UN summit in Montréal QC, which was at that point in fucking rebellion as Montreal fucking hates the new Independent QC. Whilst in a place of people throwing molotov cocktails at the military, Joe Biden gave his speech to the whole fucking world to not fuck builderman.
The Obama Slop Burger was a major success, Trump Slop Burger was a new ideology promoting the fall of government and the consolidation of society. Joe Biden Slop Burger was to revive society from its polarization. Builderman has been tracked by David Baszucki and was fucked for escaping. The amount of nut in his oily ass was recorded to be the weight of 100x Earths (big cum is not good). Joe Biden Burger to helps those who suffered in the nuclear winters. (The burgers were 100% builderman ass cum)
Polarization in the new dying world sparked even more contention between the GOP and Democrats whilst the United States got fucking obliterated by Putin's thick ass nukes. Putin was so fucking interested in Kimmy's asshole and he was jealous of not having control over builderman and the Black DIck Militia. Nutting in builderman's ass has become a new religion in the dying world. And just at the beginning of society's inevitable downfall, Joe Biden veto'd the shit out of Putin's demand for builderman at the UN summit in Montréal QC, which was at that point in fucking rebellion as Montreal fucking hates the new Independent QC. Whilst in a place of people throwing molotov cocktails at the military, Joe Biden gave his speech to the whole fucking world to not fuck builderman.
The Obama Slop Burger was a major success, Trump Slop Burger was a new ideology promoting the fall of government and the consolidation of society. Joe Biden Slop Burger was to revive society from its polarization. Builderman has been tracked by David Baszucki and was fucked for escaping. The amount of nut in his oily ass was recorded to be the weight of 100x Earths (big cum is not good). Joe Biden Burger to helps those who suffered in the nuclear winters. (The burgers were 100% builderman ass cum)
Obama and Trump Slop Burger have failed, have you even seen the new Joe Biden Slop Burger????
Builderman's oily asshole? Fuck no.
Hey asshole, kys noob cock sucker fucker
Builderman's oily asshole? Fuck no.
Hey asshole, kys noob cock sucker fucker
by FuckassEmpire August 23, 2023
Diego got some dora shit
Did you know that dora says shit like: "I store your condoms and cigarettes deep inside my ass"
Did you know that dora says shit like: "I store your condoms and cigarettes deep inside my ass"
by FuckassEmpire October 12, 2023
The 2040's and their nuclear winters provoked by the ever growing dispute over the Obama Slop Burger and Cumpling Slop's aid to both Russia and the United States caused the sacrifice of the middle-aged piece of shit and Obama. Joe Biden rejected this transfer; Putin's Russia condemned the fuck out of Obama Slop Burger and their affiliation to the Democratic Party of the United States. Russia's acts against the world lead to the lack of food, a population above 9 billion people were subject to the shit fuck of the shitter fucking of that lead to the cumsters to overthrow Putin's United Russia Party.
The Cumsters Movement was affiliated with the Republican party of the United States, of which Donald Trump orchestrated like he did the Capitol on January 6th 2021. Builderman was a high point of contention as both Obama and Trump wanted to control and manipulate builderman. Trump and his Cumsters seized builderman and began a society around fucking builderman's asshole and to nut so fucking hard it his asshole.
The nuclear winters elongated into the late 2060's and the world was in a complete fucking uproar. Trump later assassinated Obama in his bed during Trump's grand fucking massacre (buttfucking) obama fucking died and society was completely owned by Trump and his addiction to the slop that builderman's asshole could develop.
The Cumsters Movement was affiliated with the Republican party of the United States, of which Donald Trump orchestrated like he did the Capitol on January 6th 2021. Builderman was a high point of contention as both Obama and Trump wanted to control and manipulate builderman. Trump and his Cumsters seized builderman and began a society around fucking builderman's asshole and to nut so fucking hard it his asshole.
The nuclear winters elongated into the late 2060's and the world was in a complete fucking uproar. Trump later assassinated Obama in his bed during Trump's grand fucking massacre (buttfucking) obama fucking died and society was completely owned by Trump and his addiction to the slop that builderman's asshole could develop.
by FuckassEmpire August 23, 2023
The Black Dick Militia seemed to be the most despicable and abnormally powerful militia. After some time, people realized that the Black Dick Militia was confined only to roblox.
Los Faggotos Militia is a militia sponsored by world governments specifically to fuck and rape George Bush after his invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan. The militia was filled with faggots and homosexuals. They might've been sponsored by ISIS to bomb Lil Nas X' Swag Department in the Pentagon.
Los Faggotos Militia is a militia sponsored by world governments specifically to fuck and rape George Bush after his invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan. The militia was filled with faggots and homosexuals. They might've been sponsored by ISIS to bomb Lil Nas X' Swag Department in the Pentagon.
by FuckassEmpire October 16, 2023
countries' names in their official languages
United States of America/Estados Unidos Americanos
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Hrvatska
Srbija (Srpska)
Česko
Polska
Российская Федерация
Украïна
Deutschland
Canada
République Française
Suomi
Italia
Estados Unidos Mexicanos
România
España
Bélgique
Österriech
Türkiye
and others (the other countries permit sex)
United States of America/Estados Unidos Americanos
United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
Hrvatska
Srbija (Srpska)
Česko
Polska
Российская Федерация
Украïна
Deutschland
Canada
République Française
Suomi
Italia
Estados Unidos Mexicanos
România
España
Bélgique
Österriech
Türkiye
and others (the other countries permit sex)
what the fuck is a country????
by FuckassEmpire October 17, 2023
After the escape of builderman whose sole purpose was to serve as a Cumpling Slop subject, found himself with a mysterious middle-aged old hag. The Cumpling Slop secret militia consisted of hijacking several oily men and forcefully seizing them into the Black Dick Militia. The Cumpling Slop worked for the ever expanding corporate empire of Roblox, whose purpose is to track down builderman and his thick ass to bust that nut into it.
The ever changing borders of Baszuckiland online and Joe Biden's inability to nut as hard provoked aid by Obama to aid these bitches and seize control over the whole United States of America and to fuck the shit out of Donald Trump's asshole for later use of the Cumpling Slop (ripoff).
With the alliance of the thick middle-aged old faggot hag, Barack Obama (44th US President), and builderman, they set out to create a new brand of slop, this time not using any busting of nuts or including builderman's fucking big fat ass; highly irresistible to nut inside.
The culmination of wanting to bust so hard made it into a brand, Obama Slop Burger, who eventually dropped out of their policy "No nutting into builderman's asshole." Their new Slop Burger was coated into a more natural slop, a slop harmless and not inconsistent with the former Cumpling Slop. This new coating was actually a more produced and artificial version of the original Cumpling Slop.
3 decades of this fucked OSB and CS.
International condemnation lead to the 2040 nuclear winters.
The ever changing borders of Baszuckiland online and Joe Biden's inability to nut as hard provoked aid by Obama to aid these bitches and seize control over the whole United States of America and to fuck the shit out of Donald Trump's asshole for later use of the Cumpling Slop (ripoff).
With the alliance of the thick middle-aged old faggot hag, Barack Obama (44th US President), and builderman, they set out to create a new brand of slop, this time not using any busting of nuts or including builderman's fucking big fat ass; highly irresistible to nut inside.
The culmination of wanting to bust so hard made it into a brand, Obama Slop Burger, who eventually dropped out of their policy "No nutting into builderman's asshole." Their new Slop Burger was coated into a more natural slop, a slop harmless and not inconsistent with the former Cumpling Slop. This new coating was actually a more produced and artificial version of the original Cumpling Slop.
3 decades of this fucked OSB and CS.
International condemnation lead to the 2040 nuclear winters.
Cumster1 Hey faggots, have you ever heard of the new Obama Slop Burger?
Cumster2: KYS NOOB
Cumster3: cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum
Cumster2: KYS NOOB
Cumster3: cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum cum
by FuckassEmpire August 23, 2023
Some stupid shit i'd say to myself when the supermarket map was chosen on Natural Disaster Survival.
(specifically i'd say shit like: "would you like to buy some Bullshit and Rat ass?"
(specifically i'd say shit like: "would you like to buy some Bullshit and Rat ass?"
by FuckassEmpire October 6, 2023