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owns by nocturnal January 23, 2003

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To be unquestionably cool.

Dick: Eh, I could do without The Hulk.

Jane: What are you talking about, jerk? The Hulk owns.

owns by Annie Poonanny April 28, 2006

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Owns

1. The act of being superior to someone.
2. The act of winning a competitive event.

1. I own "Mary" when it comes to spelling.
2. I owned you at Unreal Tournament.

Owns by Adelina March 27, 2004

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when someone or something is "the bomb", "the shit", "sweet", etc...said in a positive way for something you like or think is the best

That shirt your wearing owns!

owns by nikki May 7, 2005

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Owning the arse harsh,or being the owner of something,Meh and sometimes pwning :)

Have you seen Kyle got owned by Conor in the bum?

owns by Scalper September 18, 2005

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A way to say "this kicks ass/this rocks" using common internet slang

My pc owns, it's got a p4 processor in it

owns by Brian October 11, 2003

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Noun: To be completely better than something in every way

"Brandon Owns everything he has ever tried in his life."

Owns by Chronny December 25, 2007

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