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on my life

A phrase that emphasizes that one is speaking very truthfully or stating a fact in which he truly believes. Literally means that the person would bet his life on the validity of the statement.
"Gotta keep ya cash coming and that's on my life." -Ja Rule, "Wonderful"

"Suge Knight's a bitch, and that's on my life." -Snoop Dogg, "Pimp Slap'd"

"I pissed on your 12-year-old daughter last night, and that's on my life." -R. Kelly, "Your Daughter Drank My Piss"
on my life by Nick D September 28, 2005

live my life on my sleeve 

This expression is a bit synonymous to wearing your heart on your sleeve. It means to live your life freely for everybody to see who you truly are, without being pretentious and aloof.
You know me, Chris! I live my life on my sleeve!

shit on my life 

as when something extremely bad happens to you.
joe: dude i think i just failed out of college
brad: nuhuh sucks dude
joe: yeah, shit on my life!!
shit on my life by raver9876 May 18, 2009

swear on my mums life 

A term used in order to make someone know you're telling the truth 100% and that if you are lying your mother will die.
Scott: Did ya hear C-Dogs mum went to jail fam?
Greg: Dat some bullshit
Scott: Na bruv I swear on my mums life.
swear on my mums life by Afran April 26, 2016

stalking my life on the boardwalk

When a person has latched onto you and tracks your every move, to the point that you can't leave your house without being paranoid about the person mysteriously popping up and interrogating you.

Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.
1)
Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."

2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"

put my life on the line 

(usually yours) it's like literally risking your life to do something extremely crucial.
If my prank made the Alien to destroy the Earth, then I'd put my life on the line to save it.

“I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life” 

One of the greatest quotes to ever come out of Jimmy Neutron.
Hugh once said: “I don’t mind Once I was 7 years old and I sat on a banana and of course that changed my life”
*earrape ymca music starts playing*